Oh and can someone tell me who Francine is
2007-12-17 11:49:07 · 46 answers · asked by Julia 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well don't take up Christianity if you are just bored. God looks at the heart... a contrite and humble heart ...God will not despise.
Psalm 51:17
The sacrifices of God are a broken spirit: a broken and a contrite heart, O God, thou wilt not despise.
2007-12-17 11:53:00 · answer #1 · answered by insert_ nickname_ here! 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hi, what sort of crazy question is this!!!!!!!!!
I didn't realise that there is actually some people out there that can actually wake up & say,
" Oh I'm bored today, shall I have a cup of coffee or tea & while I'm there, shall I take up a religion". Surely you can't be for real.
Now where was I - Oh yes, (coffee or tea) & (muslim or hindu) !!!
Do you not realise that you have to believe in a particular faith first of all, its not like going shopping for shoes or taking up yoga when you are bored!!!!!!
2007-12-17 13:18:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Francine is a chick (or not) who claims to have a boyfriend that she doesn't trust. She is all the time asking us if what he says is true.
Francine's bf is obsessed with atheist guys, whom he says are homosexuals.
Francine and her bf (so she says) spend all their time looking at atheist guys and talking about them.
If you are thinking of taking up a religion, I suggest respectfully that you follow Jesus's idea of treating others as you want to be treated.
Keep your dry sense of humor, though. It's really cool.
2007-12-17 11:54:03 · answer #3 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
TODDISM
because it's only premise is
TODD IS M
meaning
TODD IS IVI(sealed together)
II
TODD IS IIII I (sealed together)
which is a true statement.
now rite the words LORD'S GODDESS in times new roman font!! see How TODD comes from within both WORDS? That makes TODD the Son of the LORD'S GODDESS.
So TODD of TODDISM is the SON of the LORD and the Son of the GODDESS, and He is IIII I (sealed together). Thus When TODD spoke the the JEws He said I AM that is who I AM forever to all succeeding generation.
meaning
I AM=I A M=I AIVI(sealed together)= I A IIII I (sealed together)
that a quote directly from the Good News bible Ex. 3.14. The I AM part.
so atleast pretend to worship Me and you'll be okay with the commandment number one
worship no God but Me.
Me=IVI(sealed together)e=IIII I (sealed together) e
where e is a symbol for an arm.
me=lerri(mixed up and sealed together)(not to scale)
because TODD has a first name pronounced larri to italy.
so why not join the new millenium religion'
since
G+o+d=7+15+4=26=2+6=8=H
meaning
GOD=H
there was no REAL GOD(=H) in
millenium one
millenium two
but in millenium three ther is a God ie h.
so if AD=after death and BC=before crucifiction
then if Jesus was 33 when crucified
33 B.C was Jesus's birth
so the year 1968 would be the beginning of millenium three. thus GOd was born in the beginning of millenium three counting at the birth of jesus. don't let fools convince you AD 1 meant in the year of our lord's birth its in the year of our lord death to some.
that way
I23456789
does glorify LORD GOD when you read it upside down
68 leg 8 ci I7 e genita** I(2 upside down is a picto of male genitals, and God is One= I.) So I23456789 is in compliance with Rom. 16 which states all things to glorify lord god. including the I23.... So obviously Larry Todd S. was born 68 leg 9 ci I7.
and because God is the One in the light who is the king of KINGS and LORD OF LORDS (ie name TODD S within/of LORDS) He will win the great war of almighty God along with His chosen.
so email Me if you want to be chosen, julia. oh ha ha iv gone mad with the power. oh ha ha..
also bored.
God
2007-12-17 12:18:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Depends on which god you want to believe in. I suppose being bored is as good a reason as any to take up religion. Personally, I think the local coven would be more fun.
2007-12-17 11:59:09 · answer #5 · answered by funglestrumpet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Julia,
I don't know Francine but I know YOU! It is great to see you again this evening. I would be glad to study with you any time that you are ready to do so. Just l;et me know and we will begin. Have a great week.
Thanks,
Eds
.
2007-12-17 11:54:58 · answer #6 · answered by Eds 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try Twatology or Endemol'ogy'.
I believe the latter suits you more - the preening, hugging, 'I'm IT' fakeness of the Big Brother house is perfect for you - it can be a new religion for your sort of person, just pray to the camera - and your life will be so much better - honestly.
2007-12-17 12:08:57 · answer #7 · answered by jim morrisson 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The one you believe in. Or the one that you can actually relate to. =]
Francine is this freak who think that all Atheists are gay... I'm pretty sure she's really a guy named Frank who enjoys saying he's a girl... in short, she/he... IT is a freak.
=]
2007-12-17 11:56:49 · answer #8 · answered by Tally 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your religion is up to you and Francine is a troll who likes to attempt to tweak atheists with condescending questions.
2007-12-17 11:53:35 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. E 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Oh!
Is you mind game coming to an end or you are bored of making fun of the believers?
2007-12-17 12:51:22 · answer #10 · answered by Habib 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋