how to make your child into a burrito?

Question

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Answer 1

just roll him into a blanked leaving his head out

Answer 2

Maybe put small black balls on a blanket. Dress child in green. Put cotton in the "burrito". Add a small yellow blanket, and roll up!

"Ingredients"
Yellow blanket- cheese
Cotton- Sour cream
Green outfitted child- lettuce
Black balls- ground beef
Blanket- Tortilla

Answer 3

1 - Go to a costume store
2 - Do 3 tabs of LSD
3 - See a hypnotist
4 - Go to Dianetics and learn how to exteriorize
5 - Have someone hit you in the head with a frying pan, (in fact, do that anyway)
6 - Drink to the point of having your stomach pumped and getting emergency kidney dialysis
7 - Get the book "Lucid Dreaming in 30 days"
8 - Get the Hollywood Yellow Pages and search "Special Effects"
9 - Change their name to "burrito"
10 - Get a meat grinder and use your child as the meat ingredient

Answer 4

I hate when people joke about these things, it's serious. Lay the blanket down on the floor flat, take one of the corners and fold it down about 6 inches or so, lay the baby down with his neck directly above the crease. Bring either the left or the right side of the blanket around your baby and tuck it under him. Then take the bottom and pull it up under his neck, finally wrap the right or the left side (the opposite side that you wrapped around him the first time) around him and tuck it under him. Make sure his arms are in the blanket and babies enjoy being wrapped pretty tightly in this type of wrap because they feel like they are back in the whom. Enjoy and I hope this helps!

Answer 5

the same way you make any other type of burrito, get a large tortilla, sprinkle on some lettuce tomatoes onions salsa and cheese, roll up the child, and cook it

Answer 6

Use your Staples Easy Button.

Answer 7

WHAT?

Answer 8

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