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why is six afraid of seven... 'cause seven ate nine i really laughed my panties off when i heard it :))) what's yours?

2007-12-17 09:22:27 · 5 answers · asked by bammy 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

and why did the chicken cross the road? to go to the other side (silence, only a stupid kid was laughing... ME!!!) =))

2007-12-17 09:37:38 · update #1

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Picture a cartoon with a worm looking out of a bird's a**, & a caption that reads: "You wouldn't s**t me, would you?"

2007-12-17 10:18:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wanna take a stupid test?
Okay.
What color is the sky?
Blue.
What color is the grass?
Green.
What's the first question I asked you?
What color is the sky?
No...wanna take a stupid test!
Lol, very few 4th graders saw through this.

There's this one that works better when you say it:
Repeat after me: Ball
Ball
Ball
Ball
Ball
Red
Red
Red
Red
The ball is red
The ball is red
The ball is red
The ball is red
The ball is red
What color is the ball?
Red
You're supposed to repeat everything I say!

2007-12-17 17:29:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

wanna hear a dirty joke??? A boy fell in the mud

and now for a clean joke.....He took a bath.

2007-12-17 17:58:30 · answer #3 · answered by biggdawg 3 · 0 0

Want to hear a dirty joke?
The white horse fell in the mud!!!

2007-12-17 17:56:55 · answer #4 · answered by Precious 7 · 0 1

How do chickens dance?
Chick to chick!

2007-12-17 17:30:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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