A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.
The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?"
The mother says, "It’s my daughter Darla, she keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Darla a good examination then turns to the mother and says, "Well,I don’t know how to tell you this but your Darla is pregnant - about 4 months would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can’t be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Darla?"
Darla says, "No mother! I’ve never even kissed a man!"
The doctor walks over to the window and just stares out it.
About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I’ll be darned if I’m going to miss it this time!"
2007-12-17 08:33:08 · 7 answers · asked by **mum to a little miracle** 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Like it! Bible thumpers won't.
2007-12-17 08:48:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe...
thats a funny story
doesn't sound much like a miracle to me...
more like a mother in denial and a child who's growing up too fast =D
Take care
Amber
xx
2007-12-17 16:40:12 · answer #2 · answered by ´*•.¸♥•°A m b e r°•♥¸.•*´ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke. I like how you bait us with the 'another miracle' title. Nice touch.
2007-12-17 16:43:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny story. What gets me though are the women/girls who honestly don't know who the father is.
2007-12-17 16:37:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL from a Biblethumper.
2007-12-17 16:38:21 · answer #5 · answered by Caveman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True dat!
2007-12-17 16:37:16 · answer #6 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very funny - not!!!!!
degrading our Lord Jesus' birth!!
2007-12-17 16:40:01 · answer #7 · answered by mj 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋