1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off.
2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will not be necessary to speak the language, a convincing accent will do.
3) All apartments in Paris overlook the Eiffel tower.
4) Most lap top computers are powerful enough to override a bank security system or the communication system of an invading alien civilization.
5) Every single person in martial arts Film has a black belt in karate.
6) When staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
7) 1 man shooting at 20 men has more chance of hitting them than 20 men shooting at 1 man if he is the hero.
8) During a police investigation it will be necessary to visit a strip joint at least once.
9) Large studio-type apartments in big cities are affordable by single people with a low wage.
10) The entire British population lives in London.
11) It doesn't matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a martial arts fight; your enemies will attack you one at a time while the others dance around you menacingly.
12) In musicals everyone you meet in the street will know all the words to the songs and the steps to the dances.
13) When captured by an evil international terrorist, guns are not necessary to defeat them, sarcasm and wisecracks are your best weapons.
2007-12-17 08:17:28 · 17 answers · asked by **mum to a little miracle** 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG. Lol. I loved 1 and 11. STAR!
2007-12-17 08:21:36 · answer #1 · answered by otakunerd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
14) If the person is going to be the hero, he will stay alive the same way he was without any cuts or bruises no matter how many flips the car does or how many bombs blew up in his way :D
Great job! I LOVE your ideas. I read and answered most of your question and I realized you're a really creative, original, and smart person! Right on ;) Here's a star :D
2007-12-18 00:13:08 · answer #2 · answered by Aseel B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You missed a few
1. If someone in a film goes to the supermarket they always buy a French stick
2.No matter what building your driving to you can always get a parking space right outside it
3.The sheets on the bed are always L shaped so the woman is covered up to her neck but the man only to his waist
4.To add to number 8, the police investigation always starts 1 week before the coppers retirement and his boss always shouts and says "Youve got 24Hrs to crack this one or Im pulling you off the case"
2007-12-17 09:03:05 · answer #3 · answered by sapper605 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-17 08:31:45 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
Also, if you're ever in the kitchen at night, don't bother turning on the light. Just open the fridge and that will do the job.
2007-12-17 08:26:18 · answer #5 · answered by kangaroo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious And have you noticed that whenever the hero has to chase some criminals, there is always one car standing there with the keys in the ignition, fuelled up and ready to move...
2016-04-10 04:41:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r sooooo right, did u come up with that ur self? that is sooooo funny, im gonna print thtis out. great job. keep them comming!!!!!!!!!!! luv number11,13, 6
2007-12-17 08:21:39 · answer #7 · answered by alli.cutie123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And don't forget....When the armageddeon occurs, only the beautiful people will survive!
2007-12-17 08:22:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what? whats the question? interesting facts though! i dont believ in number 7 though.
2007-12-17 08:21:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! you gave me a giggle =D. Lol - mind if i e-mail that further? =P
Thanks xx
2007-12-17 08:22:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋