They were then kidnapped by tiki islanders who were going to kill them. The 3 men begged for their lives and finally the tiki decided to make a deal. The tiki leader said that he was going to give them a task, and if they can complete it he will let them go. The task was to go into the forest and find some fruit. So the 3 men set off.
The first guy came back with nice big juicy apples. The tiki leader said he had to stick 20 of these up his a** and he wasn't allowed to make any facial expression or noise. So he started 1...2...3...4... by 7 he couldn't put anymore in so the tiki killed him.
The second guy came with fresh small berries. The tiki told him to put 20 fruit up his a** without making any expression. So he started 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...15, 16, 17 and he burst out laughing. The tiki killed him.
Up in heaven the first guy asks the second guy "Aw man, you were so close! Why the hell did you laugh!?"
The second guy replied "Cos I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
2007-12-17 08:11:55 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Star if you like
2007-12-17 08:13:03 · update #1
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was hysterical! Thank you!!!
2007-12-17 08:17:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
I dont know how thats a question, but I'd give it a 4 out of 10 on the funny scale.
2007-12-17 08:16:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-17 08:24:20 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha,i know what u mean yesterday i got a violation for just asking a stupid question ,joking around ,to see what people would answer,and the offensive question was "will you be my friend"i think some of the people on here had their cheerio's peed in lol
2016-04-10 04:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol nice one. That was funny. Here, have a star.
2007-12-17 08:33:23 · answer #5 · answered by Crazy Dude902 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny thank you i needed a good laugh
2007-12-17 08:15:45 · answer #6 · answered by uncle_buck71 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but I like.
2007-12-17 08:44:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one is pretty darn funny. but not funny enough for a star. sry try again.
2007-12-17 08:19:22 · answer #8 · answered by dancin_til_i_die 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
poor third guy , i most be he, i love pineapple
2007-12-17 08:15:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but funny again.
2007-12-17 08:50:40 · answer #10 · answered by DT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was coo
2007-12-17 08:16:13 · answer #11 · answered by JLC 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋