One of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her famous beans for the church potluck, and her son, Little Johnny, came running through the house, BB gun in one hand, and a handful of BBs in the other.
He tripped and the BBs, naturally, went right into the pot of beans. Thinking it over, Little Johnny could think of no reason why he should risk punishment, so he said nothing.
The dinner went well, and, as usual, the beans were one of the favorite dishes. The next day, the church secretary, Mary, called Little Johnny's mother and said, "Jane, your beans were delicious as usual, but what did you put in them this time?"
Jane replied, "Nothing new, why do you ask?"
"Well," said Mary, "this morning I bent over to feed the cat and I shot the canary..."
2007-12-17 07:43:17 · 22 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one!!
Will be very careful in the kitchen!!
Ha, ha, ha!!
* for you!!
2007-12-17 08:20:05 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2007-12-17 17:01:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-17 16:06:09 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMFG That's Hilarious!
2007-12-17 16:38:28 · answer #4 · answered by bjparker0385 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, that is hilarious hun, nearly fell off the chair at the image in my head, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-17 16:18:52 · answer #5 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant. Lol
2007-12-17 15:52:46 · answer #6 · answered by .... 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh no poor cat !!
& poor Mr Church Secretary if there is one!!! :)
2007-12-17 19:43:37 · answer #7 · answered by Bronson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats a squawker
star award
2007-12-17 18:50:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy molly... that was Simply Hilarious! Oh my god, I'm still laughing!!!
2007-12-17 15:56:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Poor old tweety bird!
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2007-12-17 22:08:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋