How can I give him a healthy injection of Jesus Christ?
2007-12-17 07:07:06 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That is so wrong
2007-12-17 07:09:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 23⤊ 0⤋
A healthy injection of Jesus Christ? As long as you stay five feet away from him at all times, feel free...
2007-12-17 15:15:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. i cannot stop laughing for obvious reasons. First off your cellmate has to want the injection of Christ before you can give it to him. Furthermore don't force him to do anything that he doesn't want to.
2007-12-17 16:48:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cellmate? As in a jail of prison inmate?
If you're an inmate, you do not have access to the Internet.
Let your daily life and attitude be your first witnessing to him.
"Let your light so shine before men..."(?)
Witness to him that way, and he'll be the one to ask a question, which will open the door for you to encourage him towards Jesus.
2007-12-17 15:13:57 · answer #4 · answered by Bobby Jim 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Hot J.C. Injections are preferred to cold ones.
2007-12-17 16:44:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I always thought mostly prisoners are converted to Islam. At least I think the call to prayer seems very popular.
2007-12-17 16:33:31 · answer #6 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't be to busy . Talk to him about his beliefs Let him know that you accept the fact that he is different. Talk about some interesting stories in the bible. But change some of the names and see if he can guess were the story is. If he feels comfortable with it you can lend him your bible. But don't be too pushy he might be really easy to irate since he is in prison convicted of something that he did or did not do.Somebody may have framed him. It is more common than you think.
2007-12-17 15:15:26 · answer #7 · answered by Rosalie Cullen 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
The words you say and the things you do will do more to convince him than any thing else. Be loving in sharing the gospel. remember that God's only requirement is that we spread the gospel. The Holy spirit does the rest of the work. You just plant the seed.
2007-12-17 15:13:04 · answer #8 · answered by Virtuous1 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I don't think even Jesus would want to inject him...healthy or not...
Maybe as you're pumping you can say a few hail mary's...then perform an exorcism to expel the demons...
2007-12-17 15:10:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
i'm atheist but if jesus christ was really existent and heard what you said he would dislike you deeply
2007-12-17 15:16:53 · answer #10 · answered by thankyou 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He's new he hasn;t figured out which cell Jesus is in yet.
Give him time everyone else seems to find Jesus in jail..
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2007-12-17 15:20:04 · answer #11 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋