Some questions about heaven?

Question

1. Animals are said not to have a soul. So, do they go to heaven?
2. If I'm old when I die, do I get to change out my old body for a newer, younger one?
3. If I had been married three times, and widowed three times, do I get to sleep with all of my husbands?
4. If I have an enemy or two, and really hated them, will they be there too?
5. If I read the conditions for entering heaven, and I qualified, could I choose not to go there?

Answer 1

Well as you know there is no heaven.

Answer 2

1. Anything without a soul cannot have an afterlife. Animals may or may not have a soul (same could be said of humans, but that's another issue)
2. A soul does not have an age, it is eternal, so the age that you will appear in is inconsequential.
3. Depends if you think that Heaven is a place of endless indulgences, rather than a place where all your desires for such indulgences are constantly satisfied without need for actual action.
4. Depends on the person themself. Hatred will no longer exist in Heaven, for the part of you two, so it will not matter...enemies will become friends with no effort at all.
5. Possibly. I am not sure if there is any alternative where you could be sent with good conscience however...

Answer 3

1. Animals are said not to have a soul. So, do they go to heaven?

That's not true!! I'm gonna get to see my widdle fluffy wuffy in heaven!!!

2. If I'm old when I die, do I get to change out my old body for a newer, younger one?

Yes!! We all get to look beautiful and young - and we don't poop anymore!!

3. If I had been married three times, and widowed three times, do I get to sleep with all of my husbands?

If you got remarried knowing that your spouse was waiting for you in heaven, you go directly to hell.

4. If I have an enemy or two, and really hated them, will they be there too?

No. As a 'Good Christian' TM, anyone you hate automatically gets sent to hell.

5. If I read the conditions for entering heaven, and I qualified, could I choose not to go there?

Questions like that make the baby Jeebuz cry. Shame on you!!!

Answer 4

The place for animals is earth, not heaven. Isaiah 11:6-9, Revelation 21:1-4,

Same with righteous people except the judges. Matthew 5:5, Ps. 37 all.

There is no sex in heaven as they are spirit creatures. Matthew 22:29, 30

As you are a spirit creature, not flesh, the concept of looking young has no point. You become an energy being (spirit) and no longer look like you did here. You get a new name too as does Jesus. Rev. 2:17, 3:14.

Only the judges go to heaven. If you and your enemy are both judges, you both go to heaven.

Those who are chosen as judges cannot refuse the inheritance except by giving up eternal life and meriting eternal death. Romans 6:23.

Those who are not called as judges, cannot chose to be a judge. Anyone who is not a judge and takes the emblems of Christ's blood and body drinks death to themselves.

Luke 22:19, 20, 28-30, 1 Cor. 6:1-4, 1 Cor. 11:23-29. A Christian is told to examine himself thoroughly before partaking as he drinks death to himself if not worthy (a chosen judge). Rev. 5:9, 10, 14:3, 20:4-6.

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Answer 5

1. No animals are not allowed inside, except for seeing eye dogs.

2. You only get a newer body if your plastic surgeon dies before you and accepts your insurance. If you die while being insured with Kaiser, your screwed.

3. This is heaven. If you want to sleep with your husbands ask about the other place.

4. If you really hate them that much, they will be in heaven but you might not.

5.You would lose your deposit but alternate accomodations could be made for you in Hell or Pittsburgh depending on availability.

Answer 6

1) We don't know. Maybe...

2) Eternal Life, Eternal Youth, Perfect Health...

3) Is there even sex in heaven? We don't know.

4) Where they go is between them and God. There is not hate in Heaven, only forgiveness...

5) Sure. Though I would want to give it a shot first...

Answer 7

only the rational soul ,the human soul and agels go to heaven , no one enters if he habours hate, except hate for sin which is the only condition to get in, the spirits dont engage in reproductive activities as that becomes redundunt after death as you will soon see.

Answer 8

Ok some of your questions are weird.. but in the bible it says in Heaven they are neither married nor given in marriage...so no you dont get to sleep with anyone. Thats why in marriage vows we say till death do us part... cuz after we die physically the marriage is over

Answer 9

1 no they don't
2 yes u will be 33 in heaven
3 i think it will be the best of them or the last one i think
4 depends if they qualify
5 u will b so dume if u do

Answer 10

Heaven is a mythological place that doesn't exist in reality.
Therefore, you can no more "go there" than you can go to the castle of sleeping beauty.