If Chuck Norris was Mormon, would he punch people in the face for making fun of the Mormon Church???
2007-12-17 05:59:34 · 11 answers · asked by Fishgutts 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Senator - good answer!!!
2007-12-17 06:51:47 · update #1
Hey Paula R what part of the "if" didn't you read in the question? Your a stick in the mud.
2007-12-17 08:13:05 · update #2
Yes, the fastest way to a man's hart is through Chuck Norris' Fist.
2007-12-17 06:04:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Know why outer space exists? Because it is too scared to live on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
2007-12-17 14:03:13 · answer #2 · answered by Blue Eyed Christian 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wonder then, does he punch people's faces because he is Chuck Norris, or because he is a mormon.
2007-12-17 14:50:35 · answer #3 · answered by Wahnote 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A roundhouse kick maybe. Not a punch, though. He's above that.
There isn't a chin behind Chuck Norris' beard...just another fist.
2007-12-17 14:02:39 · answer #4 · answered by Reporting is Unchristian *AM* 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
When Chuck Norris picks his nose, he really does find gold
2007-12-17 14:50:46 · answer #5 · answered by Senator John McClain 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Norris is not a Mormon-trust me on this one!
2007-12-17 16:10:23 · answer #6 · answered by paula r 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No......he would roundhouse kick them emotionally, with his words.
He wouldn't physically hurt someone for talking bad about a church, even his own. But if someone hurt a mormon person, he would make them wish they'd never been born.
2007-12-17 18:25:55 · answer #7 · answered by Hey 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't would he? Want to know a secret im actually mormon haha.
2007-12-17 14:02:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If he were mormon...no one...he would be above that.
2007-12-17 14:03:13 · answer #9 · answered by Rance D 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, yes he would. He would also use his mustache to kill terrorists.
2007-12-17 17:33:32 · answer #10 · answered by notoriousnicholas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋