“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...
...and you finish off as an orgasm.”
2007-12-17 05:47:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What a concept LOL!
I just love this!!! Thanks for the giggle, here is a star :)
2007-12-17 05:52:36 · answer #1 · answered by Soundproof 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That's the best life ever!
I love George Carlin.
2007-12-17 06:21:36 · answer #2 · answered by Tohru ♥ Kyo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's my impression that Obama and Bush are both enemies of the Constituion. As are the house and senate on both sides of the game. As to why the right wingers complain about Obama is probably because he does a lot of things opposite their ideology still despite the few, also terrible, similarities between he and Bush. If you ask me, both sides are mindless tools of the rules of the game as defined by our government.
2016-05-24 09:05:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love George Carlin, the greatest philosopher of the 20th and 21st centuries.
2007-12-17 05:51:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I've got a good one in my email about how to solve illegal immigration, the iraq war, and a few other things all wrapped into one.
He does make some interesting observations!
2007-12-17 05:54:14 · answer #5 · answered by Wire Tapped 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I worship George Carlin--google his "thoughts on aging" peice--it's awesome!
2007-12-17 05:54:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
sounds like the best thing ever!
a little limiting though...
"The gift of truth excels all other gifts.
The world is continuous flux and is impermanent.
Transient are conditioned things."
-Sabbadanam dhammadanam jinati
2007-12-17 05:58:01 · answer #7 · answered by kub2 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
as long as I come and go with a bang, I don't care what the order of it is, so sure, George Carlin would be great.
lol
2007-12-17 08:53:15 · answer #8 · answered by PediC 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought he was in charge?
2007-12-17 09:08:38 · answer #9 · answered by isnrblogdotcalm 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, i am a big fan of carlin, he's great...
2007-12-17 05:51:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋