I just want to make sure I'm doing my part.
2007-12-17 04:50:18 · 41 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
The War On Christmas is so five minutes ago. I'm gearing up for The War On Kwanzaa.
2007-12-17 04:53:13 · answer #1 · answered by Deke 7 · 20⤊ 3⤋
Wearing Santa's hat means you cannot work undercover for the good guys any longer. As soon as the Christians see the hat, they will know you are on Santa's side.
We will have to move you to the front lines, where you must go into every department store this weekend and glare and anyone that mentions Christmas. That is where the real battle lies.
Those of us who are still in the secret undercover forces are hacking into minister's computers and changing every "Christmas" to Holidays. This Sunday ministers all over the world will be talking about how Jesus was born on holiday day.
We will win this war, keep strong everyone, hopefully soon, we will take the pagan holiday away from the Christians, and get our christmas trees and mistletoe back......
2007-12-17 06:29:30 · answer #2 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to big shopping mall, open a counter next to Santa's. Convince all the visitor to cancel all their Christmas shopping and donate for poor nation kids.
We all know Christmas is just a western world gimmick for extravagant consumerism, as well as Jesus was not even born on 25'th Dec. The huge pile of junk we bought for Christmas gifts only contribute to global warming (think the amount of energy and earth resources needed to produce those, and how they will end up as land fill in the next months), social injustice in China (all your gifts are made in China)
2007-12-17 05:04:25 · answer #3 · answered by Sheltie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
to show your true hate for xmas you must lay on a bed of broken christmas lights for seven days with no food, water, or bathroom breaks. then steal all the baby jesuses from peoples' nativity scenes and build a pyre out of them. then go to hallmark and open up every single singing holiday card on the shelf and leave immediately. then at the mall stand next to the line of kids waiting to get their santa pic done and tell them all that santa is not real.
2007-12-17 06:20:22 · answer #4 · answered by SpiderDijonRevisted 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So a quick question are you trying to destroy "Christmas" or the name sake?
2007-12-17 04:59:55 · answer #5 · answered by World Security 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once Santa gets so infuriated that he stops the gentle warnings of a naughty list and resorts to outright hate mail, then you'll know you're getting close.
2007-12-17 05:03:17 · answer #6 · answered by Recreant- father of fairies 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do me a favor and take out all those Santa's that are "adoring" at the manger. I think that's about the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
2007-12-17 09:09:48 · answer #7 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just don't celebrate, and let the rest of us be. I enjoy Christmas because of my faith. You can do your part by moving to a country that wasn't founded on Christian ideals.
2007-12-17 04:57:29 · answer #8 · answered by MightyMoonpie 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
War on Christmas huh? I don't think you're gonna have too much success... Christmas does give people the opportunity they might not otherwise have, or think to be, altruistic, patient, compassionate, etc.
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2007-12-17 04:53:42 · answer #9 · answered by vinslave 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
War on Christmas huh. Really does Christmas offend you that much? Man grow a backbone!!!!
2007-12-17 04:54:24 · answer #10 · answered by mad dawg 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
You need to do it in a positive way. The Savior was born in the fall, The Saturnalia is Dec 25. We should be doing those things that are pleasing to YHVH and there is no way to dream that the "Christmas" deal is something He approves of.
2007-12-17 04:53:20 · answer #11 · answered by hasse_john 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋