Ok Johnny wanted a parrot for X-mas so his mom goes to the flea market and finds one for $5.she asked the lady "why is this parrot so cheap?"..The lady replies "well this parrot comes from a prostitution house and the only words he knows is HEY WHORE..and the names of their daily customers.."Johnny's mom says ok well I'll take it we can teach him new words...When Johnny gets home he's all excited and says thanx mom..What's his name..His name is Polly..Johnny says Hi polly the parrot replies "hey whore"..his sister comes downstairs and johnny tells her look this is polly..Hi Polly.."hey whore"..Johnny's dad comes home later that night..look dad this is polly..Well hello there Polly..Polly replies "Hi Frank"....
2007-12-17 04:44:09 · 8 answers · asked by Chica 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO that is too funny!!!
2007-12-17 04:49:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Predictable, but funny
2007-12-17 12:48:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heee that was cute! well i have one too
okay..johny had a parrot that could talk, but after a few days it died b/c it never said it was hungry!! aww weak i know lol
2007-12-17 12:51:13 · answer #3 · answered by Meredith 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-17 12:50:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
sneaky little father.
bussssted!
2007-12-17 12:52:44 · answer #5 · answered by Jennifer Caroline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very funny.
Thanks.
2007-12-17 13:41:41 · answer #6 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOT BAD ANY WAY PLEASE CAN YOU, IF YOU HAVE THE TIME, TO EMAIL ME LOTSOF JOKES AND I MEAN DONT PUT HUNDREDS IN THERE PLEASE JUST PUT 2.
THANKX BYE
2007-12-17 12:56:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2007-12-17 12:47:32 · answer #8 · answered by pearl_hoff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋