And Jesus spake another parable unto them: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like a Coke machine. As long as you put your money in, you can pick and choose what it is you want to take out of it."
2007-12-17 04:12:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LMAO.
nice, i like that one.
probably because this was more common knowledge. jesus knew christians would do it regardless of the parable.
2007-12-17 04:15:57 · answer #1 · answered by Chippy v1.0.0.3b 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A lost Parable of Jesus - the Parable of the Coke Machine?
So vegetable juices, fruit juices, and bottled waters are available too?
Hot soups also?
Protein bars?
2007-12-17 12:19:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Because that parable didn't find its way into any of the canonical texts. I think it's in The Gospel of Caffeine, if I remember correctly.
2007-12-17 12:18:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
At least you are rewarded for the act of faith of putting your money in the machine.
2007-12-17 12:21:20 · answer #4 · answered by Mya H 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
James, one of the most interesting questions asked yet. Here's a star.
2007-12-17 12:18:08 · answer #5 · answered by STAR POWER=) 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nice! Offensive, but funny! I like!
2007-12-17 12:16:45 · answer #6 · answered by dogwhisperer16 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What scripture in the Bible are you quoting? I couldn't find it. Thx.
2007-12-17 13:10:27 · answer #7 · answered by kaz716 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Only applies to Catholics and old women watching Pat Robertson...
2007-12-17 12:17:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
funny- good sataire of modern Christianity.
2007-12-17 12:16:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL, OMG, that it too funny!
2007-12-17 12:19:44 · answer #10 · answered by HALLALJPAA 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋