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Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.
When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.

"You're running around with other women," she charged.

"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded.
"You're the only woman on earth!"

The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve.

"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.

"Counting your ribs," said Eve!

2007-12-17 04:02:33 · 8 answers · asked by **mum to a little miracle** 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

8 answers

Sweet...:)

LMAO

There were two Jews walking near the walls of the Pearly Gates. One was talking loud and laughing when the other said "shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", there are Catholics on the other side of the wall and they think they are the only ones up here!...

2007-12-17 04:08:39 · answer #1 · answered by Adonai 5 · 1 0

One must assume that there is a question somewhere in this posting.

the first is obvious, since Eve had not yet eaten the fruit fromt he tree of knowledge, she would not have known whether there were other people on earth so that is excusable.

However, we find that since Eve was also a blond bimbo, as depicted in so many illustrations, and like most blonds, without knowledge, how could she count?

2007-12-17 04:12:18 · answer #2 · answered by organbuilder272 5 · 0 1

A good one.

2007-12-17 04:22:49 · answer #3 · answered by cheir 7 · 0 0

That was very very funny.

2007-12-17 04:22:45 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Rothwyn 2 · 0 0

LOL.
Cute.

2007-12-17 04:09:01 · answer #5 · answered by ☼ɣɐʃʃɜƾ ɰɐɽɨɲɜɽɨƾ♀ 5 · 1 0

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha; That was funny....not!

2007-12-17 04:10:03 · answer #6 · answered by scholar_wood 3 · 0 1

tee hee hee.............

God rested from creation by the way.

;-)

2007-12-17 04:07:19 · answer #7 · answered by Michael 3 · 0 0

^_^

2007-12-17 04:05:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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