You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
2007-12-17 02:17:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Most excellent!
SNOWSTORM: Male. You never know how long they will last or how many inches you're going to get.
2007-12-17 02:25:12 · answer #1 · answered by empty-nester 2002 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha
what about
bolts - male
Washers Definately female
plugs - female
chainsaws - male
drains - female
intake manifolds - fremale
gear shifters - female
clutch -female
donuts- female
pillows- female
trees -male
waterfalls- female
soft ice cream machines- female
ice cream cones- female
pop sickles- male
lollipops- male
caves -female
sausage - male
((airplane nose )) {{{ #$%^}}} pit - female
wings- female
bomb bay- female
payload- male
rockets- male
the Gurus were kind to me again the keepers of the 010101010101010101 stuff
A good suggestion fix they made to the airplane nose they fixxed it to (((**** ))) but I saw they did so I censored it too thx gurus of the 010101010101 help
2007-12-17 02:54:18 · answer #2 · answered by NIFman 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
This is pretty much stereotyping males making us seem like **** while females are diamonds say something that insults a female not just a male
2014-01-17 16:48:38 · answer #3 · answered by Brandon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah I see it is male bashing time again here in P & S. Someone gave you a hard time before, eh? LOL Ok, I'll give you a star since it is Christmas and because it is you.
2007-12-17 02:52:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Male, and I've seen this in different
incarnations over time, well done.
2007-12-17 05:42:40 · answer #5 · answered by the Punisher 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
very funny
too good
fantastic!!!!!
brilliant!!!!!
1000/10
haha-still laughing!
thanx for making me laugh
u definately desrve a star!
and...merry xmas!
2007-12-17 02:22:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha funny XD
2007-12-17 04:28:32 · answer #7 · answered by Juice 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those were great, star for you
2007-12-17 02:45:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear, If I could give you 100 points I would, but just please settle for a star.
2007-12-17 03:33:53 · answer #9 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it...My Mom will too...thanks
2007-12-17 03:14:58 · answer #10 · answered by johnett 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋