Do you think god has a sense of humor or is he easily offended?
2007-12-17 01:50:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He can be anything you want him to be.
2007-12-17 01:55:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If god is the provider of bacon sarnies, then I'm a convert!!!! Right now, I'd murder for a bacon sarnie: thick white bread and lashings of brown sauce and crispy bacon.
2007-12-17 11:46:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If there was a god, it would seem from the people who believe in him/her/it say, he has no sense of humour except a very sick one. As for the bacon sarnie, yes please.
2007-12-17 10:54:46 · answer #3 · answered by daveygod21 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll get tae the original question, yes, I'd love a bacon sandwich wi' hunners o' broon sauce. If God duz huv a sense o' humour, he wid gie me tomato sauce tae wind me up!!!!
2007-12-17 11:08:14 · answer #4 · answered by Angela M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No he wanted to rid the earth of the bad people in the story of Noah, he didn't care the innocent people he drowned...I shall smite god down!!
2007-12-17 10:03:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He must have a sense of humour, just look at the male genitalia!
2007-12-17 09:53:39 · answer #6 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm sure he has a sense of humour. What was the joke or does that follow?
2007-12-17 09:53:54 · answer #7 · answered by Scouse 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no you are not my God nor my savior, But you are a deceiver, therefore hell is your destination with this thought you have, BTW, keep your bacon, I can fix my own bacon.
2007-12-17 09:58:15 · answer #8 · answered by birdsflies 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you even look at him funny he'll drown you in a flood.
2007-12-17 09:55:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pass
2007-12-17 09:54:58 · answer #10 · answered by G.xi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋