There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas." After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right."
The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"
2007-12-17 01:47:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yup* that is pretty funny! Here is you's star!
2007-12-17 02:30:58 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is not funny. Someone should have aided the blind man to the bathroom. How wicked were they to the blind man.? Let them appologise to him .I hope they did not go on to flush the man away?
2007-12-17 02:31:18 · answer #2 · answered by osi kwa stat nig afr 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
2016-04-09 21:36:10 · answer #3 · answered by Jane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2007-12-17 01:50:23 · answer #4 · answered by ひいらぎ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute
2007-12-17 01:54:44 · answer #5 · answered by cz73 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, no star for this tired old joke. I guess they all get recycled at some point. One of my best friends is blind, and his favorite joke is "Why don't blind people sky dive?"
2007-12-17 02:39:48 · answer #6 · answered by Pilgrim Traveler 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
haha
very funny
too good
fantastic!!!!!
brilliant!!!!!
1000/10
haha-still laughing!
thanx for making me laugh
u definately desrve a star!
and...merry xmas!
2007-12-17 02:25:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
toilets are big in Texas huh? yes- funny!
2007-12-17 02:17:44 · answer #8 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
star
2007-12-17 02:05:51 · answer #9 · answered by kalai 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard that joke 20 years ago when I was in third grade....old...i think red skelton ripped this off of whistler's mother...how dare you tell an old joke....... nerd. Knock knock. Can I have a star? Can I have a star who? POOP in your pants. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2007-12-17 01:51:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋