Two campers where hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them.
Both campers start running for their lives when one of them stops and starts to put on his running shoes.
His partner says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"
His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"
2007-12-17 01:43:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
First* thought....ohhhh maybe
Second* thought.....that is hilarious! Love it!
2007-12-17 02:49:00 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..that reminds me of the movie without a paddle..so funny
2007-12-17 01:48:13 · answer #2 · answered by ilovemessages 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Each of them should paddle his own canoe..they should protect themselves in their own way
2007-12-17 23:27:56 · answer #3 · answered by osi kwa stat nig afr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-17 02:28:08 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Cute!
2007-12-17 01:54:28 · answer #5 · answered by Lady K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good---another star---(also starred blind man in swimming pool)
2007-12-17 05:50:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋