2007-12-17 01:43:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A family of Tomatos was walking down the street.
The smallest Tomato kept falling behind. And the mother Tomato had to keep going back to get it.
Finally it fell way behind and the mother ran back to it and stomped on it, yelling, "Now, catch up."
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When I was in high school I got kicked out of sewing class.
I asked the teacher why.
She said, "because you can't mend straight."
2007-12-17 01:52:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The funniest joke I know would violate terms and conditions.
2007-12-17 09:48:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know Santa's a man?
1. He turns up late.
2. Drinks your booze.
3. Empties his sack.
4. Only cums once.
5. And disappears before you wake up!!!
2007-12-17 09:52:29 · answer #3 · answered by canguroargentino 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I remember a cure for crab lice that requires a razor, a cigarette lighter, and an icepick...:
1.) Shave off your pubic hair on one side of your body with the razor.
2.) Set fire to the other half with the lighter.
3.) As the crabs run from one side to the other to escape the fire, stab them with the icepick...
2007-12-17 09:49:05 · answer #4 · answered by The Reverend Soleil 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Can't tell it here. : (
Q. What's the best part about oral sex?
A. Ten minutes of silence.
Rev. that's awesome! Does it really work?
2007-12-17 09:47:49 · answer #5 · answered by officer uggh 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
....then I called the doctor and woke him up. I said doctor, aint there nothing I can take
2007-12-17 09:49:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wrong forum.
2007-12-17 09:49:11 · answer #7 · answered by kaz716 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is a tooth fairy called god, and I will tell you what he wants you to do, and if you don't follow my directions exactly, you will go to everlasting hell.
2007-12-17 10:09:03 · answer #8 · answered by Fred 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋