1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honey- moon, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "F you!"
5) The fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
2007-12-17 01:42:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You forgot the kind that's found in between 4 and 5, the one where one of the spouses cheats which then leads to "Courtroom sex."
Silly
2007-12-17 01:47:12 · answer #1 · answered by mknight 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute DC! personal exerience* hmmmm
2007-12-17 02:33:24 · answer #2 · answered by Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. Here's one back at you:
Don't get married. Its cheaper to find a woman you don't like and buy her a house.
2007-12-17 14:45:36 · answer #3 · answered by davster 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Young MacTavish is a man of my own heart.
2016-04-09 21:35:44 · answer #4 · answered by Jane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
very funny
too good
fantastic!!!!!
brilliant!!!!!
1000/10
haha-still laughing!
thanx for making me laugh
u definately desrve a star!
and...merry xmas!
2007-12-17 02:19:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-17 02:28:57 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kkool DC,
2007-12-17 01:49:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..that is so true
2007-12-17 01:45:28 · answer #8 · answered by ilovemessages 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROTFLMAO!!! LOVE IT!!
2007-12-17 02:00:48 · answer #9 · answered by siobhansofie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one :) !!!
2007-12-17 02:57:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋