how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could eat chicken?

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2007-12-17 00:52:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

The wood chuck would chuck a lot of wood if he ate chicken, because he would have all that energy, after chucking down all that chicken.

2007-12-17 05:45:25 · answer #1 · answered by barbwire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

2007-12-17 03:42:56 · answer #2 · answered by Koolaid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

As much as it would take to cook the chicken [:D]

2007-12-17 00:58:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

none, it would be too tired from trying to get the feathers off it's beak

2007-12-17 00:57:04 · answer #4 · answered by Your A DWARF ON STILTS!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋