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A mother was walking with her four year old daughter one day when the daughter picked up something off the ground and started to put it into her mouth. The mother stopped her and said she shouldn't do that.

"Why," asked the little girl.

"Because it’s dirty. It's been on the ground. You don't know where it's been. It probably has germs."

The little girl looked up at her mom with admiration and asked, "How do you know so much?"

Thinking quickly, the mother said, "All moms know so much. We have to. It's on the Mommy Test. If you don't know it, you don't get to be a mommy."


The little girl pondered this for a few minutes, then her face brightened. "I get it!" she said. "If you don't pass the test, you get to be a daddy!"

"Yup," said the mom.

2007-12-16 22:54:36 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

29 answers

ha ha ha I liked that ha ha

2007-12-17 04:26:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Funny! 10!

2007-12-16 23:00:20 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

looks like some thing my little infant of the corn could have reported at that age....distinctly humorous, youngsters being truthful is funnier than maximum jokes besides.whilst mine grew to become into in fifth grade, I picked her up from college and she or he advised me all approximately Hitler and the Nazis, then she reported that Japan in simple terms had to commence somethin', and whith never cracking a grin she extra, " SO WE had to bypass OVER THERE AND JACK EM UP!!", I approximately crashed from giggling

2016-10-01 23:53:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I say a very very smart mummy.... and the little girl.. damned clever too... ah like mother like daughter...lol

2007-12-16 22:57:55 · answer #4 · answered by meaussiegirl 4 · 1 0

Poor Daddy!!!!

:)

Funny!!!

2007-12-18 21:23:05 · answer #5 · answered by Babette 6 · 0 0

thats better pmsl 10/10 x

2007-12-18 20:30:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Very Funny,I loved it great way to start the morning,lol ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha

2007-12-17 00:58:09 · answer #7 · answered by PatriciaLIrishladypat 5 · 2 0

Man! that was cute . I laughed for real at that one. Loved it. ty have a great day from mine to yours

2007-12-16 23:07:01 · answer #8 · answered by Samijo 5 · 1 0

sound like someting so true lol happy x mas

2007-12-16 22:57:32 · answer #9 · answered by kim h 2 · 1 0

Ha ha ha.!!!
Quick thinking mom, lol.!!!
Good one Mate.!!!
Cheers Chris.!!

2007-12-17 00:17:11 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2 0

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