Men are like ... Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ... Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ... Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like ... Department Stores. Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like ... Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like ... Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like ... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like ... Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ... Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like ... Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
2007-12-16 22:41:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so true so true lol
2007-12-18 04:03:47 · answer #1 · answered by phynyx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10 x
2007-12-18 20:33:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe you wife may have hit on something !!
with the exception of the Lava lamps :(
Why DO men always have their clothes half off??!!!
giggle giggle
2007-12-18 21:20:58 · answer #3 · answered by Babette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
every last one of these is so true. the last one though, i think we might all think the grass is always greener.... but yeah, its definitly true in most cases. (but wont they get offended by the use of the word handicapped? i thought they preffered challenged...or...special..)
hahaha, have a star.
2007-12-16 23:23:58 · answer #4 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! lol though true in parts
2007-12-17 03:36:29 · answer #5 · answered by Quizard 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
thts brilliant loool
the last one is also true, bcs i've been taken "engaged" ; D
hahahahahaha
2007-12-16 23:30:54 · answer #6 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dept stores and men.......soooo true!!
last one is the truest of all!!
pmsl!!
2007-12-17 10:20:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are we really like that? ha ha
2007-12-17 04:25:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
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2007-12-17 01:37:39 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That was pretty funny!
2007-12-16 22:44:28 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolz
2007-12-17 11:18:30 · answer #11 · answered by Crazy_Jay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋