Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said, "My hands shake so bad, that when I shaved his morning, I cut my face."
The second old fogey one-upped him and said, "My hands shake so bad, that when I trimmed my garden yesterday, I sliced all my flowers."
The third old man laughed and said, "That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a p*ss yesterday, I came three times!"
2007-12-16 22:34:14 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny
2007-12-17 00:57:38 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
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2016-10-11 11:12:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good! 10/10! have a star!
2007-12-16 22:36:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
nice 1
2007-12-16 22:37:50 · answer #4 · answered by edd.hewett 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol , i aint heard that one b4 , thx 4 the laugh
2007-12-16 22:37:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! W*nker!
2007-12-16 22:37:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe ~ He got a still working unit
2007-12-16 22:41:52 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ROFL! 10/10
2007-12-17 03:37:32 · answer #8 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
the last one is dirrrty
2007-12-17 15:38:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! thats the greatest. i like it, these are good. keep em coming!
2007-12-16 23:28:53 · answer #10 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋