A 4-year-old boy was asked to give the meal blessing before Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food. He gave thanks for the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the pies, the cakes, even the Cool Whip.
Then he paused, and everyone waited-- and waited. After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?"
2007-12-16 20:26:36 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was funny!!
and yes....he knows everything!!
2007-12-17 10:02:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2007-12-17 19:08:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-03 13:29:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2007-12-16 20:31:47 · answer #4 · answered by bwauder_td 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
a cute joke
2007-12-17 09:57:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! this was really funy and cute. Plus its not a dirty joke. Its a clean, holdiay joke.
2007-12-16 20:32:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's what i call a GOOD boy!
2007-12-16 22:00:05 · answer #7 · answered by Amy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-12-17 00:53:02 · answer #8 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha i like that , good one mate :)
2007-12-16 22:19:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"yawn" Can't anyone here come up with a funny joke?
2007-12-16 22:03:24 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. Thumbs Up 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Not that was funny. It really cracked me up.LOL,LOL. Well
done.
2007-12-16 20:34:17 · answer #11 · answered by Bob Dylan ♪ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋