but why???
2007-12-16 17:46:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
((( heya all)))
2007-12-16 18:12:41 · update #1
He said "Let there be light". Chuck Norris said "say please".
He said that because it was dark.
((Slave))
2007-12-16 18:02:18 · answer #1 · answered by Verbal Ninja 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The why part is hard. A group of psychologists wrote down everything Yahweh said and the context in which he said it. They concluded that he was a paranoid schizophrenic.
2007-12-17 02:01:04 · answer #2 · answered by 1st Liberal 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
“The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the political behavior of Western Civilization.”
When religion ruled the world, they called it THE DARK AGES.
2007-12-17 02:25:34 · answer #3 · answered by hairypotto 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am the Lord; I will bring you out from under the burdens of the Egyptians, I will rescue you from their bondage, and I will redeem you with an outstretched arm and with great judgments.
nite, slave
2007-12-17 02:05:29 · answer #4 · answered by asgodintended 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He told Noah he would flood the world, when most of the world had never even concieved of such a deity. What love.
(((12)))
2007-12-17 01:54:38 · answer #5 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Light be and light was to keep you out of the dark.
2007-12-17 09:29:35 · answer #6 · answered by Steel Rain 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he told moses to go forth and slay people but keep the virgins alive
why? cause god is mean
2007-12-17 01:50:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
This is my son, in whom I am well pleased
No idea why He said that. Probably He was overwhelmed, and just HAD to say something.
2007-12-17 01:57:02 · answer #8 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Love your avatar.
2007-12-17 01:50:29 · answer #9 · answered by valcus43 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He will surely be stoned.
Gen. 19:13
(((SLAVE)))
2007-12-17 02:07:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋