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i had a spiritual experience inside the whale at the city museum in st louis once. almost got my fat *** stuck in it, and spoke the name of jesus along with a few expletives. does that count?

2007-12-16 18:17:55 · answer #1 · answered by bad tim 7 · 0 0

Because Jonahs wasnt spiritual.

2007-12-17 01:32:07 · answer #2 · answered by carpentershammerer 6 · 0 0

Where did you get the idea that it was leviathans - the Hebrew says 'a big fish'.

2007-12-17 01:39:17 · answer #3 · answered by cheir 7 · 0 0

do you understand the concept of examples?

every miracle performed in the Bible has a deep spiritual meaning behind it. and it was done so by these people whom God chose, so that God wouldn't have to keep tossing people into the mouth's of giant fish.

2007-12-17 01:29:50 · answer #4 · answered by Pulling Down Strongholds 6 · 0 0

Health departments in major cities banned them. Too much e coli and other nasty stuff.

2007-12-17 07:19:21 · answer #5 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 0 0

Whales just don't listen to God and follow instructions, like swallowing people, the way they used to.

I blame gangsta rap, myself.

2007-12-17 01:31:10 · answer #6 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 3 1

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