They saw one another with a stream running between them. One asks the other "How do you get on the other side of the stream?" The other blonde looks up and down the bank and doesn't see a crossing. Then shouts back "I don't know, you're the one that's over there!"
2007-12-16 17:13:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
i like blonde jokes ,
heres a couple lol
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.
Q: Why do blondes look up and smile at lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically the blonde screams back at the husband, "Shut up! You're next!"
2007-12-16 18:18:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10 x
2007-12-16 18:00:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i like them lots. i will honestly tell them to 3 people at present!!! have you ever heard the single on the subject of the blond that went into the electronics shop and went up the revenues men and pronounced Blonde: i decide directly to purchase that flat show screen television Salesman: i'm sorry yet i don't sell to blondes. The blonde left mad and went and coloured her hair brown and lower back to the shop Blonde: i decide directly to purchase that flat show screen television Salesman: i'm sorry yet i don't sell to blondes. The blonde left mad and went and coloured her hair pink and lower back to the shop Blonde: i decide directly to purchase that flat show screen television Salesman: i'm sorry yet i don't sell to blondes. Blonde: How do you recognize that i'm blonde? Salesman: given this is a microwave!
2016-10-11 11:01:33 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy asked a blonde if it was true blondes have more fun. She answered she didn't know yet, she'd only been one since that morning.
Moral: How can you tell if the dumb blonde is really a blonde?
2007-12-16 17:26:46 · answer #4 · answered by MR HENRY S 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-16 18:27:35 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes these 2 blondes are dumb, but not all blondes are. being a blonde does not automatically mean ur dumb as it is only a hair colour. being a brunette doesnt mean ur smarter then blondes because im a blonde and i am a straight A student. my friends who are brunettes arent. so not all blondes are dumb only those who bother too much about what they look like instead of studying or paying attention to the world around them and picking up knowledge
2007-12-16 17:22:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 5⤋
good one star for u
2007-12-16 17:17:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL funny *star*
2007-12-16 19:12:43 · answer #8 · answered by Trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheheheh
2007-12-16 20:21:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha... lol thats funny
2007-12-16 17:16:09 · answer #10 · answered by Rhyan 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋