2007-12-16 15:17:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No... He used the "labor pains" analogy NOT to DESCRIBE the time of the second coming, but to explain the anticipation of WHEN His return would happen. That a woman may not know the EXACT TIME she will deliver her baby, but that she KNOWS WHEN the birth in eminent by the labor pains she experiences.
And all you gutter-thinking people out there can use a bar of Ivory soap for that mind of yours!!!
Have a blessed day.
2007-12-16 17:42:26 · answer #1 · answered by wyomugs 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So i assume you're actually not conscious that there are some a million,2 hundred earthquakes on ordinary on the earth each and each 12 months, and that ordinary has been with reference to the comparable for 1000's of years? and that i assume you're actually not conscious that your man or woman jesus reported that folk status there with him could nevertheless be alive whilst he got here returned, and if those human beings ever existed they have been lifeless for 1900+ years now, so your man or woman bible says it is too late for the "final days?" and that i assume you're actually not conscious that each and each single technology of christians for the previous 1800+ years have all claimed it grew to become into the "final days," and that their jesus could be returned any day now, and that they have got been all incorrect? you comprehend, some training could develop your information... Peace.
2016-10-01 23:38:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, that describes the end of the world, as told by Jesus.
2007-12-16 15:20:35 · answer #3 · answered by Bob L 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What I am learning is that Jehovah God is a God of Love and a Just God. He Loves Mankind and that Hell is our Grave. On the second death if we do not do his will, we will be cast back to our grave (HELL). No Longer Exist. NOTHING.
2007-12-16 16:03:20 · answer #4 · answered by Believer In God 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus, the world's first spiritual leader / Hermaphrodite
2007-12-16 15:19:30 · answer #5 · answered by voice_of_reason 6 · 3⤊ 4⤋
That is so funny.
Does it make sense to anyone?
2007-12-16 15:23:05 · answer #6 · answered by Jesusa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nope
2007-12-16 15:26:44 · answer #7 · answered by K 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is coming!
Hide the pornos!!!
2007-12-16 15:19:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋