Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer?
A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."
As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
2007-12-16 11:54:55 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats great!.. there's another one too:
So,Rudolph the red was a communist(hence the red) but, he didn't want to be a communist, he wanted to be a meteoroligist. When he told his parents this, his dad was very upset. Later, his parents were talking and his dad voiced his frustration "I can't believe our son wants to be a meteoroligist! Can't he just stick to his communist ways?"
"Well", his mom replied curtly "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!" Lol
2007-12-16 12:03:08 · answer #1 · answered by Claire W 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-16 12:07:08 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aarrgghhh. Quietly back to ze drawing board.
2007-12-16 12:08:23 · answer #3 · answered by Spotlight 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of funny. Made me chuckle. 5/10
2007-12-16 16:34:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great it made me smile. Keep up the good work and here is a star!
2007-12-16 12:04:40 · answer #5 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw the punch line coming a mile off, but mildly amusing for all that and topical.
2007-12-16 11:59:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lol thats cute
2007-12-16 12:18:08 · answer #7 · answered by noodle_stupot 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clever and funny, keep em coming
2007-12-16 12:06:51 · answer #8 · answered by wuz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
groaannn. Funny! i gave ya yer star
2007-12-16 12:08:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute, not as cute as those lips of yours but cute lol.....
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Im schizophrenic,
And so am i
2007-12-16 23:12:32 · answer #10 · answered by Jake5282 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋