A group of kindergartners were
trying very hard to become accustomed
to the first grade. The biggest hurdle
they faced was that the teacher
insisted on NO baby talk!
"You need to use
'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.
She asked Chris what he
had done over the weekend!
"I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went
to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell
what he had done.
I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said, "No, you took a
ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use
'Big People' words."
She then
asked little Alex what he had done!
"I read a book," he
replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you
read?"
Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with
great
pride and said, "Winnie the
S H * T."
2007-12-16 10:59:30 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought it was amusing.
2007-12-16 11:01:50 · answer #1 · answered by Brandy B 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-03 12:26:59 · answer #2 · answered by pellenz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit funny xx
2007-12-16 11:02:15 · answer #3 · answered by cagsy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep - have a star - actually laughed out loud to that one -
Just goes to prove - we've never heard them all.
2007-12-16 11:29:01 · answer #4 · answered by John W 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol hilarious thx 4 the laugh
2007-12-16 11:07:47 · answer #5 · answered by libra181994 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny and star material
2007-12-16 12:10:11 · answer #6 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha wow he learned big words lol good one.thanks for the laugh
2007-12-16 11:28:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny very clever for kindergartners hehehehe (and this adult)
2007-12-16 11:03:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, That's a corker!!
Seems like an oldie, but what a goodie!!
2007-12-16 11:03:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
+10.lol
2007-12-16 13:40:32 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a big people word. xD
2007-12-16 11:43:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋