Its not meant to be an insult (those in government)..so i hope its not taken as one.
A man goes to the post office looking for a job. The interviewer asks him: do you have any experience. The man replies no. The next question is whether he served in the army / is a veteran to which he says Yes and tells that he fought in Vietnam. The interviewer asks him if he got injured..he looks up and says a bomb blew up my ball*. He is informed that he got the job. The job begins at 8 and he should come at 10. He is perplexed and asks : if the job begins at 8, why do i come at 10. The reply he gets is: dont you know this is a government job, we come here and do nothing for the first 2 hours but scratch our ball*
2007-12-16 09:34:35 · 6 answers · asked by freeboyonearth 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was wondering why the mail was always late.
Thanks for letting us know.
That is a good one.lol.
2007-12-16 09:42:15 · answer #1 · answered by skunk 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2007-12-16 09:42:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny here is one from me
There is a government worker sitting at his desk feeling bored so he decides to clean out his cabinet and finds a lamp, he polishes it and a genie appears and grants him 3 wishes.
The guy unable to think quickly wishes for a diet coke.
puff.... a huge coke can appears
After drinking this he wishes he was on a warm tropical island with hundreds of beautiful sex crazy women.
puff... he is on the island and it is better than he could ever have imagined
Realizing he has one wish left he thinks for a while and then wishes he never had to work again
puff......
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he is back in his government office!!!!
2007-12-16 10:44:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-16 09:56:13 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha......BOMB!!! ha that is funny!!!BAllZ
2007-12-16 10:00:59 · answer #5 · answered by reneecrm 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha !!!
2007-12-16 09:42:16 · answer #6 · answered by bammy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋