"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man."
"That's correct," says the defendant.
"Upon which," continues the prosecutor, "you take out a pistol and shoot your wife, killing her."
"That's correct," says the defendant.
"Then my question to you is, why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?" asked the prosecutor.
"It seemed easier," replied the defendant, "than shooting a different man every day!!"
2007-12-16 08:50:29 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, that tickled me
2007-12-16 09:15:34 · answer #1 · answered by Quizard 7 · 11⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-16 16:58:04 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
please answer
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnDmN3zE0N48ZYqLuT_ql6kgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20071216094105AAkihKs
2007-12-17 09:47:58 · answer #3 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-17 00:07:33 · answer #4 · answered by Trish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-12-16 17:03:09 · answer #5 · answered by .... 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
saves buying more bullets xxx lol
2007-12-17 07:16:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kind of cute
2007-12-16 16:53:34 · answer #7 · answered by Joe Q 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats a killer !!!!l lol
2007-12-17 07:36:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its haha funny not HAHA funny
2007-12-16 19:25:05 · answer #9 · answered by Jade T 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sort of.
2007-12-16 16:54:10 · answer #10 · answered by Art 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋