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2007-12-16 08:50:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

bastian915, yes, yes i did.. except i also had a laser gun..

2007-12-16 09:00:56 · update #1

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If you believe the scriptures as they are written then he most definitely will return. If you do not believe in the scriptures, you will upon his return.

2007-12-16 08:59:48 · answer #1 · answered by Overseer 3 · 0 0

Actually, you should read your Bible. Jesus will not be born of a person and go around using computers. When he comes a second time it will be from the skies in clouds and glory. No one will confuse him with some dolt writing idiotic messages in YA.

2007-12-16 16:57:15 · answer #2 · answered by William D 5 · 1 1

Sweetie, go to http://mercy.urantia.org/papers/paper196.html and read about Jesus. Maybe then you'll have a better idea of who he was. But don't worry, you'll see him soon:

Christ returns this Christmas
http://christmas-second-coming.blogspot.com/

2007-12-17 15:34:32 · answer #3 · answered by simone C 1 · 0 0

If you were the second coming of Jesus, you wouldn't be saying it on Yahoo! Answers.

2007-12-16 16:53:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

wow did you come down from the clouds. on a white horse with your eyes like a flame on fire and on your thigh a name written king of kings and lord of lords? Amazing

2007-12-16 16:59:08 · answer #5 · answered by bastian915 6 · 0 0

If you say It to loud, they will send the men in "white-coats" to help you! Kinda like what happened the "First" coming, except without all the violence!

2007-12-16 16:54:39 · answer #6 · answered by Premaholic 7 · 0 1

that's funny because i have been thinking the same thing ever sense two of my best friends at the nut house where i live said the same thing

2007-12-16 16:57:20 · answer #7 · answered by larry s 2 · 0 0

if you were the second coming you wouldn't think so, you'd know so. also you probably wouldn't be on YA.

2007-12-16 16:58:55 · answer #8 · answered by *Tessie* 3 · 0 0

Some people just shouldnt think! Hello Spoot, it's medication time..........

2007-12-16 16:54:00 · answer #9 · answered by Grape Stomper 5 · 0 1

what did i say about thinking before talking?????

ill put you on the naughty list

2007-12-16 16:53:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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