2007-12-16 08:38:40 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This is so old
2007-12-16 08:41:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I don't think Jesus ever had a burrito, but I would imagine that microwaves back then were just those dial kind where you turn the knob and wait...so maybe Jesus would have just preferred to eat his burrito cold
2007-12-16 08:42:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he didn't have a microwave, and buritos are probably too modern to have existed 2007 years ago...
2007-12-16 08:42:20 · answer #3 · answered by Killer_dancing_babe666xxx 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And Yea, on the 5th day of the 5th month in the 27th year of our lord, Jesus said unto the disciples "Take this burrito, and wait for it to cool before you eat it, lest you burn thine tongues in thine mouths"
and this started the festival of Cinco de Mayo
2007-12-16 08:45:28 · answer #4 · answered by Denise M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats well good! one fine example of why I dont believe in God. If Jesus (god) is all powerfull then he must be able to microwave it that hot but then if he cant eat it then he cant be all powerful. But then if he can eat it he wasnt powerful enought to make it that hot. Therefore God simply cant exist.
2007-12-16 08:44:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus, despite being the creator of the universe 6,000 years ago, couldn't explain microwave radiation.
2007-12-16 08:41:29 · answer #6 · answered by Defunct 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes.
He is Jesus, duh.
Jesus could lazerbeam that burrito with his eyes. He doesn't even need a microwave.
2007-12-16 08:41:23 · answer #7 · answered by zmamasita 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He didnt really like burito's, he was more of a wine and bread kinda guy!
2007-12-16 08:41:09 · answer #8 · answered by vex 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Well sir of course he could but then again, wow as melonscratchers go thats a honeydoodle
LOL i love the simpsons!
2007-12-16 08:49:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weird question, but yes if he wanted to. Jesus can do anything
2007-12-16 08:41:30 · answer #10 · answered by catsangel777 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dude you gotta watch those truck stop microwaves some work really really well and some couldn't melt snow. so yeah it's possible
2007-12-16 08:43:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋