What a woman says...
This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears...
blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
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Q. How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four. One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?", one to ask "Have you tried rebooting it?", another to ask "Have you tried reinstalling it?" and the last one to say "It must be your hardware because the light bulb in our office works fine..."
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2007-12-16 08:04:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.
"Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding--but it is a matter of life or death."
"Oh, really? How's that?"
"There's a naked woman waiting for me at home."
"I don't see how that is a matter of life or death."
"If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you."
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A trucker goes into a whorehouse and hands the Madam five hundred dollars. He says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich." The Madam says, "For that kind of money, you could have one of my finest girls and surf and turf." The trucker says, "I'm not horny, I'm homesick."
2007-12-16 08:05:10 · update #1
haha all very funny . i liek the first and last the very best . except i didtn really understand the microsoft one ? but anyway, u get a star =]
2007-12-16 09:56:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny
2007-12-17 00:24:45 · answer #2 · answered by Trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're interesting, but not lol funny.
2007-12-16 16:59:02 · answer #3 · answered by Art 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg
2007-12-16 19:33:19 · answer #4 · answered by Jade T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love every single one. lmao.
2007-12-16 17:11:33 · answer #5 · answered by Cullen & Jonas <3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol :p
2007-12-16 16:41:09 · answer #6 · answered by Clueless =] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO SOOOOOO FUNNY xD
2007-12-16 16:29:21 · answer #7 · answered by gamerman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that's funny. :-)
2007-12-16 16:29:45 · answer #8 · answered by phatchick182004 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice...haha
2007-12-16 19:42:14 · answer #9 · answered by wakeboard32 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so histerical
2007-12-16 17:13:40 · answer #10 · answered by Koizora~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋