A man walking along a street at night came across a blonde lady, on her hands and knees under a street lamp, clearly searching the ground for something.
He asks, "Have you lost something?"
"Yes" she replies, "I've dropped a false nail and I'm looking for it."
"Where abouts did you drop it?" he asks.
"Down there at the bottom of the street."
"Then why are you looking here?" he enquires with a puzzled tone.
She looked up and replied "Because the light's better here."
2007-12-16 08:01:40 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol I loved that,just like me but I just broke my false nail and trying to fix it,here have a star.xxx
2007-12-16 08:14:38 · answer #1 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think that the joke can be funny, but very predictable. I saw it coming right away. If you like blond joke you might like it, although it is funnier when you tell it to someone, instead of writing it.
2016-05-24 05:54:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 8/10!
2007-12-16 08:18:54 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but I'm blonde
2007-12-16 08:23:53 · answer #4 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i thought it was funny well worth sendin to me mates
2007-12-16 08:13:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Very funny!
2007-12-16 08:11:38 · answer #6 · answered by browneyedchick 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
please answer
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2007-12-17 01:53:04 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol made me smile.. but have heard better ones :P
2007-12-16 08:06:31 · answer #8 · answered by freefaller 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She belongs here in Canaduh!!!!!
2007-12-16 08:05:55 · answer #9 · answered by bruce c 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Great joke.
2007-12-16 08:13:21 · answer #10 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋