Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist.
At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been worse.''
His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side.
So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date.
Joe asked, ''Where's Gary?''
And one of his friends said, ''Didn't you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.''
Joe says,''Well it could have been worse.''
Both his friends said, ''How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!''
Joe says, ''If it had happened two days ago, I'd be dead now!''
2007-12-16 07:21:27 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brilliant my young friend
10 out of ten
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2007-12-16 10:50:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2007-12-16 11:06:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i had to read that a couple times before i got it dude who didnt get it the guy wuz in bed with his wife 2 days ago so he would have been shot
2016-04-09 07:27:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Total blonde moment, I didn't get that at first.
But lmao, that's good.
2007-12-16 07:29:51 · answer #4 · answered by Gnotknormal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't expecting that ending. Good one. lol
2007-12-16 07:26:14 · answer #5 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one.
hahaha, very funny indeed.
10/10.
2007-12-16 07:36:33 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, so there was an up side, pmsl hun
star time
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2007-12-16 11:28:23 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one can heal you from depression :)
2007-12-16 07:30:26 · answer #8 · answered by olchik 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! nice one!
2007-12-16 07:26:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! good one... *star time*
2007-12-16 07:59:30 · answer #10 · answered by cherrybomb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋