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Comic: Bizarro. Sun. Dec 16, 2007
Position: Gardener.
1 day off a week. Watch out for snakes. Don't eat fruit on job.
Any else for job requirements? Oh, yes - Clothing optional.
What else?
2007-12-16 07:09:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hi everyone. Well once again I forgot being in Eden may not suit everyone. I would like the job, personally. Your thoughts are all well thought out of course. Peace.
2007-12-16 07:28:28 · update #1
Thank you Pin! No fear of insects - that would be wonderful. Riding Dinosaurs - every kids dream!
2007-12-16 07:32:23 · update #2
Hi Gorgeous!
2007 labor rules forbid slander. Peace!
2007-12-16 07:42:20 · update #3
Sherl - Women can spread some "fertilizer" when they want to.
Peace!
2007-12-16 18:25:57 · update #4
Benefits:
Daily conversation with someone who will understand all of your thoughts, and answer all of your questions.
No guilty conscience.
Completely stress-free environment.
Boss will trust you completely: total artistic and creative freedom.
No weeds, weather problems or employee conflicts -- guaranteed.
All of your needs will be met.
The most beautiful place on earth to work.
Perfection.
2007-12-16 09:16:46 · answer #1 · answered by prairieprincess 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Must be missing a rib and be able to name a miriad of animals. No fear of insects. Ablity to ride dinosaurs (Hey, had to get the creationist museum viewpoint in here as well! LOL)
2007-12-16 15:23:53 · answer #2 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ouch. The truth hurts. Slaves had no clothing in the ancient times.
2007-12-16 15:18:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Adam better make sure the chick gets the blame.
2007-12-16 15:31:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
What does the last thing on the to do list say?
2007-12-16 15:12:56 · answer #5 · answered by Alex - Æsahættr 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yup. time to get a new job eh Adam?
2007-12-16 15:20:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Name all the animals.
2007-12-16 15:18:06 · answer #7 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty cute...lol
- must be good at spreading manure. you know...fertilizer.
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2007-12-16 17:09:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋