Evolution teaches us that kangaroos arrived in Australia by waterskiing on giant lesbiansharks, but no?

Question

homosexualsharks have ever been found.

Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Answer 1

Although no homosexual sharks have been found, scientists have discovered shark marriage licenses with two female names on them, which is enough evidence to suggest that homosexual sharks exist.

Answer 2

The sharks are NOT the issue. It hardly matters if the sharks were lesbians or not. Striaght or gay they can still swim to Australia.

The real issue is the kangaroos supposedly waterskiing on their backs.

If a standard size kangaroo were to stand on the back of say a standard size great white shark, the bouyanci to weight ratio would exceed the calorie burn per hour calculation that would allow even a minimal swim from say South Africa.

Allowing that the shark might consume some stray fish along it's path, the random chance average for such an occurance would not allow for sufficient reinvigoration of such a large fish as to make the journey viable, unless the shark were to eat it's passenger along the way, which of course defeats the whole explanation as to the kangaroos arival in Australia.

Now...lets say you had two sharks with a rope tied between them with a harness for the kangaroo to sit in...

Answer 3

Actually, a female hammerhead shark reproduced without the aid of a male.

Makes you think, doesn't it?

Answer 4

*whistles* ...regardless of. Evolution additionally teaches us which you stepped forward from somebody devoid of suggestions, yet we've yet to discover their continues to be. wager you have been created particular-like.

Answer 5

Well they have found that sharks can give virgin births so no reason for them not to be lesbians as well.....

Answer 6

I thought the wombats eats, roots, shoots and leaves.
But no, apparently it is magic mushrooms.

Answer 7

This question is utter bolloks