He laid her on the table,
so white, clean and bare,
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
he rubbed her here and there,
He touched her neck and felt her breast,
then drooling felt her thigh,
The slit was wet and all was set
he gave a joyous cry,
the hole was wide....
He looked inside
All was dark and murky
He rubbed his hands
and stretched his arms
Then STUFFED THE CHRISTMAS TURKEY!!!!!
I wish you all (and your dirty minds) a very merry christmas
2007-12-16 03:48:32 · 23 answers · asked by willow glitter 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!
rotflol!!
I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!
someone help!! lol
Oh no, lol, i just can't, lol, stop, lol!!
Merry lol Christmas lol!!
:D
lol
2007-12-16 04:43:44 · answer #1 · answered by Silent Anger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds pretty frightening. Got some questions though. Were you asleep/going to sleep when these things occurred? Tired? Although it's not always the case, it can be brushed off as normal fatigue or dreams feeling real. Did you just put something in your room that was purchased from someone else, flea market, garage sale? Spirits can attach themselves to thing, someone brings it into their house and it's now someone else's problem. Air conditioner/heater/breeze through window? These can cause movement. We should always think logically before paranormal. If you weren't tired, wasn't bedtime, and the rest cannot be explained, then we may have something. First, you should never yell at an entity. If a ghost, it was a normal person in life, and you wouldn't want someone yelling at you when you're in a bad position. If demon, it will feed them and pee them off, and fear also feeds them. If this happens again, firmly tell it that this is your house and it must leave, this will usually take care of the problem. You may also want to have another family member spend some time in your room around the time this happens, for verification. Perhaps then, your parents will call some paranormal investigators to check things out.
2016-04-09 06:56:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is real good! A star for you. Merry Christmas!
2007-12-16 04:05:16 · answer #3 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn't This Been Asked In The "Adult Corner'', Dirty Minds?
2007-12-16 04:02:19 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And Happy Holidays to you too Dandylion - loved your little ditty - very funny - I'll even give you a star! CJ
2007-12-16 04:15:26 · answer #5 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great instructions there for stuffing a Christmas turkey. I will have to remember that!
2007-12-16 03:52:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was simply hilarious! I really must confess I had my head in the gutter right up till you introduced the turkey! A star for you!!!
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♥.«´¨Merry Christmas to you and your family!!!´¨`»♥
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2007-12-16 04:12:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
lol funny merry christmas!
2007-12-16 04:12:25 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL![=
You should have said this one on thanksgiving day though.
But still very funny.(:
have a star*
2007-12-16 03:53:42 · answer #9 · answered by OLD ACCOUNT 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i was thinking it was somthing VERY wrong, but it wasn't (heavens thank) phew! lol and a star
2007-12-16 04:28:44 · answer #10 · answered by iSтαℓк 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋