A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
2007-12-16 03:29:55 · 24 answers · asked by joe b 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line BMW and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up, as the aroma was immediately quite pungent. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to s**t yourself when I tell you the price!"
2007-12-16 03:44:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
The porcupine hurts you physically and the BMW hurts you mentally...totally... But, you'll feel good about it anyway.
If you own a BMW, huh...
2007-12-16 11:34:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha
2007-12-16 11:40:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a prcupine is an animal
a BMW is a car
see BIG difference there!! :-)
2007-12-16 11:32:48 · answer #4 · answered by FreddieMercury<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The BMW sticks out more.
2007-12-16 11:32:11 · answer #5 · answered by Lelar 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whats a BMW????
*Big Mexican Woman* no offence to Mexicans or Woman (I heard it on Jeff Dunham*
2007-12-16 11:32:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Hee Hee!
2007-12-16 11:31:58 · answer #7 · answered by Cleveland Steamer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree
2007-12-16 12:23:53 · answer #8 · answered by Ghost Boy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
o man love that
2007-12-16 12:38:23 · answer #9 · answered by azn boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would u want 2 ask someone that if u know the answer??!! that's just a waste of our time...
2007-12-16 11:34:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋