A guy calls a law office and says: "I want to talk to my lawyer."
The receptionist replies, "I’m sorry, but he died last week."
The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last week."
The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says, "I keep telling you, your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"
The guy says, "Because I just love hearing it."
2007-12-16 01:51:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FUNNY! Lawyer jokes never get old!
:O)
2007-12-16 01:57:09 · answer #1 · answered by Awesome★Possum♕҉☮♪♥♠♦♣♫ღ☼✔♀✫ஐ¤Δ☺◎ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I liked it 8/10
2007-12-16 01:55:29 · answer #2 · answered by banjaxed 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i have heard it in magazines like about 3 or 4 times. but it's still funny.
2007-12-16 01:58:23 · answer #3 · answered by PixeL DuSt 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Vaguely amusing
2016-05-24 04:53:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the difference between a lawyer and hooker?
The hooker stops screwing you after you die!
2007-12-16 02:53:36 · answer #5 · answered by GiGi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing but not really something to crack your ribs with...
Lawyer jokes are getting old...
2007-12-16 01:56:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked it. Thumbs up!
2007-12-16 04:53:06 · answer #7 · answered by Teresa H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
i heard it in another version tht he calls his boss wife
but still hilarious, good one =D
2007-12-16 01:57:59 · answer #8 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It made me laugh(just not out loud).
2007-12-16 02:12:16 · answer #9 · answered by Stomper69 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How Rude!
2007-12-16 08:20:55 · answer #10 · answered by opengirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋