Flatulence: Emergency vehicle that picks you up after
you are run over by a steamroller.
Gossip: A person who will never tell a lie if the
truth will do more damage.
Grandparents: The people who think your children are
wonderful even though they're sure you're not
raising
them right.
Grocery list: What you spend half-an-hour writing,
then forget to take with you to the store.
Handkerchief: Cold storage.
Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.
Heroes: What a guy in a boat does.
Hors d'oeuvres: A sandwich cut into 20 pieces.
Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still
vivid.
Independent: How we want our children to be, as long
as they do everything we say.
Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the
paper.
Kissing: A means of getting two people so close
together that they can't see anything wrong with each
other.
Left Bank: What the robber did when his bag was full
of loot.
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die
rich.
2007-12-15 23:23:14 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, 10/10 again.
Brilliant stuff.
Thnx.
2007-12-16 03:14:58 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant 10/10 x
2007-12-16 13:58:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-15 23:55:59 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol loved them all,but the Kissing oone is the best,here have a star.xxx
2007-12-16 05:15:45 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!
Thanks- I'll share with my ninth grade students-they'll get a few laughs on Monday before class!
2007-12-15 23:26:28 · answer #5 · answered by Angela 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
wow 10/10 very funny hav a star
2007-12-16 02:26:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely brilliant star
2007-12-16 14:03:06 · answer #7 · answered by Quizard 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, I love the Flatulence one.
2007-12-16 00:44:52 · answer #8 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!!
I Love kissing...maybe thats how I've stayed married so long!!
& my kids are very independant cause I spank them if they don't!!!:)
This may be the BEST list yet!!!! THX for sharing!!!
2007-12-16 14:36:08 · answer #9 · answered by Bronson 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
L OL 10/10 x
2016-04-09 06:34:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
i thought it is gonna a little boring after 3 but it gets keep better & better,
i have to send it by mail to all my friends lol =D
2007-12-15 23:38:30 · answer #11 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋