Beauty parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late
when you are early.
Burglarize: What a crook sees with.
Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.
Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are
born and after they are dead.
Classic: A book that people praise, but do not read.
Clothes dryer: An appliance designed to eat socks.
Coffee: A person who is coughed upon.
College: The four-year period when parents are
permitted access to the telephone.
Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way
that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the
number present.
Control: A short, ugly inmate.
2007-12-15 23:22:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Classic: A book that people praise, but do not read.
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^ So true, especially with some of the lazy kids on here who ask you to write their book essays for them.
LOL @ Control hehe.
2007-12-16 00:36:31 · answer #1 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-22 06:05:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-15 23:36:05 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The one with the clothes dryer cracked me up! in fact all of them are pretty funny!
2007-12-15 23:32:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow 10/10 very funny hav a star
2007-12-16 02:27:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
brilliant lmao 10/10 x
2007-12-16 13:55:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
L OL 10/10 x
2016-04-09 06:34:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey I loved each one so have a star.xxx
2007-12-16 05:20:30 · answer #8 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha
stop it, i'll have heart attack hahaha
i loved it and it is soo true about "the boss, committee & confreence" hahaha
2007-12-15 23:32:23 · answer #9 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-16 03:20:44 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋