Let's delve into the wonders of our language with a
few reminders that even everyday words and expressions
can be a source of amusement—with the proper twist, of
course.
Abdicate: To give up all hope of ever having a flat
stomach.
Account: A countess' husband.
Accrue: The people who run a ship.
Acoustic: A stick used to play pool.
Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.
Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has
gone through labor to have sex again.
Antique: An item your grandparents bought, your
parents got rid of, and you're buying again.
Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at
McDonald's.
Asset: A little donkey.
Atheism: A non-prophet organization.
Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney: Where some skirt hemlines fall.
Barium: What we do to most people when they die.
2007-12-15 23:22:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA those are great.
2007-12-16 00:59:20 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol the one of Amnesia woman do forget very quickly
and Arbitrator but I for one will never work fo McDonalds,I'd rather then not cook at all,here have a star.xxxx
2007-12-16 05:31:49 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
L OL 10/10 x
2007-12-16 13:54:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-15 23:33:46 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-16 03:25:49 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant........star
2007-12-16 02:12:52 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10.
Read them all and enjoyed the lot.
Thnx.
2007-12-16 03:18:34 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
thts cool, i wonder why was it difficult in college to remember
hahaha really funny ;)
2007-12-15 23:28:26 · answer #8 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Asset: A little donkey. "
Well, I have to give you a star for this one!!! :)
2007-12-16 00:01:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
boy thats magic.lol
2007-12-15 23:55:04 · answer #10 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
åå
2007-12-15 23:38:05 · answer #11 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋