A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in he lower.
At 2:00 AM, he leaned over and gently wakes the woman, saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be kind enough to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied.
"Just for tonight, why don't we pretend that we're married?"
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he is excited.
And she says :
"Get up and take it yourself"
2007-12-15 23:00:54 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how come you get such nice jokes? they are awesome . well most of the woman are like this
2007-12-15 23:12:32 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. Knowitall 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-16 08:00:22 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knowing him he's probably on a business trip and is married
2007-12-16 07:05:45 · answer #3 · answered by LaFlaree 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard such jokes many times!!!
2007-12-16 10:34:54 · answer #4 · answered by Ann 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello,u better crack some good joke.OK?That's not funny at all.
2007-12-18 03:25:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-16 07:05:07 · answer #6 · answered by Human Being 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
romantic funny
2007-12-17 23:46:48 · answer #7 · answered by Kamlesh T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and in the morning they were in the same blanket.
2007-12-16 21:52:56 · answer #8 · answered by Aman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome joke man....
its like a perfect women...after marriage..
keep goin...
2007-12-16 07:34:05 · answer #9 · answered by ... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..Funny!!!
2007-12-16 22:49:41 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ ΛDIƬΥΛ ♥ ııllllııllıı 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋