Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other one is a husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the car, fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the driveway."
THE DOCTORS SAY I WILL WALK AGAIN, BUT I WILL ALWAYS HAVE A LIMP.
2007-12-15 22:16:17 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol nice one.
2007-12-15 22:59:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
The statement is 100% true!
Merry X'mas and a happy new year!
:)
2007-12-22 08:41:06 · answer #2 · answered by ♫§ФúñÐ Ôf §ì£èñ¢è♫ (Яudra) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Change does not necessarily assure progress - but progress implacably requires change.
2007-12-16 06:26:07 · answer #3 · answered by Mano 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe. it takes a smartass to love a smartass.
Tooth brush, that's good!
2007-12-16 11:40:14 · answer #4 · answered by 4mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
toothbrush-sweep driveway
wow, weird, but very original i have to say... :)
2007-12-16 21:14:14 · answer #5 · answered by umdee_umdeex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious, i wish it was wrong but it is ALWAYS TRUE
hahahahaha, good one
2007-12-16 08:10:28 · answer #6 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
statement is painfully true
2007-12-16 06:31:05 · answer #7 · answered by singha_ms 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Maybe.
2007-12-16 20:49:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
URGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2007-12-16 06:31:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm..... hahaha
2007-12-17 03:11:26 · answer #10 · answered by Samijo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋