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ok so a brunette is walking through the dessert and she find a magical lamp that when she rubs it a genie popped out . "i will grant u 3 wishes" he said. "but there is 1 condition."" yes?" she asked. "ok you can have 3 wishes but everything you wish for all the blondes in the world will get 2wich as much." "ok" she replied so the genie askes, " whats your 1st wish?"
"i wish i had 1 million dollars," ok but every blonde will get 2wice as much " ya ya, whatever." i wish i had the hottest boyfriend in the world. "ok but every blonde will get twise as much." " ya ya." ok see that stick over there, i want you to beat me half to death with it

2007-12-15 20:08:32 · 7 answers · asked by sk8jew 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

lol!!! aw no wait, I'm blonde!!!

2007-12-15 20:35:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Lol! Very clever brunette!

2007-12-16 04:53:07 · answer #2 · answered by Juan Paolo 2 · 1 0

Loved it..... I texted that one to my favorite blond friend too, she did not get this one either

2007-12-16 06:02:44 · answer #3 · answered by Samijo 5 · 0 0

lol ive heard one like this before but i think it was about a wife and her husband, and she wanted a mild heart attack

2007-12-16 04:43:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

HA!
witty ending..

2007-12-16 04:20:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

haha

2007-12-16 06:19:19 · answer #6 · answered by Res T 3 · 0 0

hehehehe
are u sure, she were a brunette :-))))

2007-12-16 04:18:38 · answer #7 · answered by Chris 7 · 1 0

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